Moon House?
Ever dreamed of owning a home but can’t afford these ridiculous Earth prices?
Time to move to the Moon! 🌕
$HOUS is a meme token for
all the rent slaves out there who are tired of seeing their dream home slip away.
If we can’t buy on Earth, let’s ape into lunar real estate!
Our Story
We’re just a bunch of salary workers who got tired of:
* Getting rejected by banks 🏦
* Watching house prices moon without us 📈
* Living in tiny apartments forever 🏢
* Having our parents ask “When are you buying a house?” 🤔
So we decided:
If houses only go up, let’s go up too…
all the way to the Moon!
Tokenomics
The Most Honest Tokenomics in Crypto!
Contract Address: GmN3QK6fix7dXBykE6MwA2YGVUPksfy4ZPNeyuWBf9mz
%
Founders' Debt Fund
(Yes, we’re that honest lol)
%
Liquidity Pool
(Gotta keep it flowing)
%
Community Rewards
(For fellow rent slaves)
%
Marketing
(Moon billboards ain’t cheap!)
%
Team
(We need a place to sleep, too)
How to Join Our Journey
1. Create your wallet
Head to phantom.app and create your wallet.
Even a monkey could do it!
(No offense to monkeys –
they probably own houses already)
2. Fuel up with $Sol
Load your wallet with $SOL.
Think of it as your rocket fuel!
Buy directly in Phantom or
transfer from any exchange.
3. Swap for $hous
Copy our token address, hit swap,
and boom!
You’re now a proud owner of
moon real estate!
(Results may vary, lunar views not guaranteed)
4. Welcome to the fam!
Congratulations!
You’re officially part of the Moon House Fam!
Time to start browsing for
lunar penthouses! 🌕
The Moon House Vision 🏠
Earth Real Estate 🌍
* Expensive? ✅
* Requires soul-crushing mortgage? ✅
* Need rich parents? ✅
* Banks saying no? ✅
* Depression? ✅
Moon Real Estate 🌕
* Affordable? ✅
* No credit score needed? ✅
* Alien roommates? ✅
* Zero gravity pool? ✅
* Vibes? Immaculate ✅
Why Moon? (Actually, why not?)
Infinite space for development 🌌
No noisy neighbors (sound doesn’t travel in space) 🤫
Amazing Earth views included 🌍
No property taxes (yet) 💰
First-time lunar buyer programs available! 🏠
Socials
Join our community of Moon House Fam:
Telegram: t.me/moonhoussol
Twitter: @moonhoussol
Disclaimer
$HOUS is a meme token created by Rent Slaves, for Rent Slaves.
This is not financial advice, lunar advice, or any kind of advice really.
No actual houses will be built on the moon (duh).
But hey, at least we’re honest about it!
All information about $HOUS is purely for entertainment.
Don’t try to actually live on the moon (at least not yet).
We are not responsible for any failed attempts at lunar colonization.
Remember: This is not a real estate investment –
it’s a coping mechanism! 🚀✨